- Tim Burton: So, I was thinking of making a movie about...
- Johnny Depp: Yes.
- Helena Bohnam Carter: Count me in too dear.
- me when i go out: i should've stayed home
- me when i stay home: i should've gone out
- me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
- me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
- me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
- me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner
- me: sometimes i like to talk to myself
- me: same
things i can do
- insult my favourite band
things you can’t do
- insult my favourite band
(via f-i-r-e-b-0-m-b)
- channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
- me: ok
Every. Single. One.
every one of these, ahaha.
so accurate
omg gpoy
^
why is this me.
why does this look like my cat.
:(
(Source: jesseadubato, via fatasstoskinnybitch)
