• Tim Burton: So, I was thinking of making a movie about...
  • Johnny Depp: Yes.
  • Helena Bohnam Carter: Count me in too dear.

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  • me when i go out: i should've stayed home
  • me when i stay home: i should've gone out
  • me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
  • me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
  • me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
  • me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner

When a fandom I’m not in goes crazy on my dash.

holymotherofguard:

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(via myheart--yourhands)

  • me: sometimes i like to talk to myself
  • me: same

sighkeyway:

things i can do

  • insult my favourite band

things you can’t do

  • insult my favourite band

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John Cleese shares his wisdom on YT comments.

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effing-perfect:

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  • channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
  • me: ok

makemethatmuchstronger:

life-inthe-fast-lane:

beauty-fit:

livingwithconfidenceee:

younglove-andanoldford:

makesmecrazy:

pink—absinthe:

faisons-de-la-marelle:

Every. Single. One.

every one of these, ahaha.

so accurate

omg gpoy

^

why is this me.

why does this look like my cat.

:(

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When people criticize your obsession with fictional people.

epic-humor:


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